February 2012
boys: dude i've fucked like 20 girls
everyone: whoa bro get some
girls: i've had sex with like 5 guys
everyone: you fucking slut
me: one time i hugged a tree at camp
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Whoa.
The fuck happened to Tumblr, bro?
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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emkoluff asked: Stupid question tiiiimmmeee: How do I know if I get a message on here? Where does it show up? xD
When you miss a belt loop, but you've already...
Anonymous asked: Brushes or mops?
Anonymous asked: LIDL or ALDI?
RIP music
Led Zeppelin- 1969: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj- 2011: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
mom: are you dating that boy you hugged him
mom: are dating that boy you were talking to him
mom: are you dating that boy he looked at you
mom: are you dating that boy he was breathing your air
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cynicality-is-my-reality:
lets-die-laughing:
Draw me cooking popcorn while reading Harry Potter, but it’s all a dream and I’m actually sleeping in my bed and my dog’s trying to wake me up because there’s a fire.
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Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
Anonymous asked: what's your favorite colour?
